sextingllamas:

is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world

(Source: yuckier, via kneelandprayforclosurebaby)

  • me: i'm so lonely
  • person: hey
  • me: leave me alone

spaghettihos:

imagine having a penis on your forehead and every time it’s erect it’s like you’re a unicorn

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  • Me: WHEN I WAS
  • Dad: what
  • Me: A YOUNG BOY
  • Dad: oh God
  • Me: MY FATHER
  • Dad: not again
  • Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
  • Dad: no I didn't
  • Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
  • Dad: you're not even a boy

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njwight:

Courageous Lives today on the NJ Wight Wild! blog. Please swing by for a visit.

http://www.njwight.com/2013/05/courageous-lives-a-chimp-named-binky/

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njwight:

Courageous Lives today on the NJ Wight Wild! blog. Please swing by for a visit.

http://www.njwight.com/2013/05/courageous-lives-a-chimp-named-binky/

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vvorldwideweb:

im dumber than the spelling of lasagna 

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  • me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
  • me:
  • me: is that the sun

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potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

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